jessicachu:(via snickerdoodle)
Should I really expect my boyfriend to possess qualities I don’t even possess? Yeah, I pretty much fail at this list.
12. …will call and not text.
Well I’m out. I’m awkward on the phone.
16. …will know how to manage his money.
Yeah… about that….
34. …will learn how to communicate like an adult.
Does that mean I can’t use my faux-lisp? Come on! It’s funny!
63. …will be able to think more than two day in the future.
Can’t. Won’t. Don’t know how.
66. …will want a family.
TBD
89. …will have already installed the filter that lets him know when not to say inappropriate, offensive things in front of me.
I pretty much always say inappropriate things at the worst times.
So basically, I’d make a bad boyfriend… Well that’s good to know. I guess I’ll settle for being an awesome girlfriend, or something of the sort.
