Carmen Mariah

Your Next Boyfriend: The 100 Qualities He Should Possess

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   Fuckin-A, man. Can’t even make it...7. Then the “will be tall” part was just rubbing it...

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   Can’t wait for the inevitable response, a la “No Pigeons.”

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   scrape my brain out

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    Let me get this straight… one of the things that snickerdoodle proposes every woman deserves is a man that is tall?

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    awesome. Seriously. Every female should, as...post says, “print this bad boy out, tack...

19. teenageaunt reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:

    I’d be lying if a good percentage of these apply to the next boy. I chuckle everytime I come upon one that the ex needs...

20. carmenmariah reblogged this from jessicachu and added:

    Should I really expect my boyfriend to possess...I don’t even possess? Yeah, I pretty much...

21. everythingbut reblogged this from peterwknox and added:

    These are generally fair points, but there’s room for superficial inconsistency if you’re together long enough or often...

22. squirrelly reblogged this from jessicachu and added:

    63 - Yes. 88 - Ew.

23. crowth reblogged this from thesophie and added:

    There’s 30 good reasons...remain single…

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    Actually, the perfect guy would build that skeeball lane and let you win your engagement ring with a big stack of...

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    i like short guys. who the fuck cares?

28. thesophie reblogged this from peterwknox and added:

    I’m not so neurotic...whatever she-witch write this list. Still,

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    Yeah, I think I just want the skeeball lane. And maybe one of those plastic rings that cost 100 tickets at your finer...

31. mdfsmash reblogged this from soupsoup and added:

    Can I have both?

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    leeshiebean:robot-heart:snickerdoodle...Ok, everyone’s reblogging this, and yes, there are...

35. hallekiefer reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:

    i still don’t see what everyone’s problem is with short guys. I don’t think a tall man is something you “deserve”,...

36. awkwardcity reblogged this from jessicachu and added:

    I don’t mean to be snide, or self-congratulatory or anything...sort since I’m actually a...

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    Imagine how much better it would be for whomever the emotionally challenged, non-self validating person that came up...

38. sarahchristine reblogged this from jessicachu and added:

    Not to be difficult, but not everybody deserves all...awesome going on yourself. You get

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40. jessicachu reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:

    A list of 100 qualities that your next boyfriend/significant other would have compiled into one master list. Seriously...

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    I haven’t read this yet, but I would much rather have a skeeball lane. I mean, really. Come on. If some guy blindfolded...

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    As objectively as I can, I think I pass over 70% of those easily. The “good with money” and “be more satisfied with his...

46. catnoises reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:

    Strikethrough-I don’t agree./Doesn’t matter. Normal-Agree. Bold-Hardcore Agree. My Next Boyfriend… 1. …will not cheat on...

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